The Internet Is for Porn
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Видео из мюзикла.«The Internet Is for Porn» — песня из достаточно известного и популярного мюзикла «Avenue Q», впервые поставленного в Vineyard Theatre, но позднее, ввиду растущей популярности, перебравшегося на Бродвей. Kate, героиня мюзикла, поёт песню о том, как прекрасен интернет, а другой персонаж, Trekkie, объясняет ей, что интернет предназначен для получения порно, из которого он состоит чуть менее, чем полностью. Песня стала популярна в интернетах благодаря видеоролику, в котором её исполняли персонажи World of Warcraft. Позже появилось огромное количество подобных роликов, в которых песню исполняли самые разные герои, например, персонажи Гарри Поттера или Азуманги. Также эту песню исполняет Картмен из мультсериала South Park.[пруфлинк?]
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| Kate: | The Internet is really really great. | ||
| Trekkie: | For porn. | ||
| Kate: | I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait. | ||
| Trekkie: | For porn. | ||
| Kate: | Huh? There's always some new site, | ||
| Trekkie: | For porn! | ||
| Kate: | I browse all day and night. | ||
| Trekkie: | For porn! | ||
| Kate: | It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light. | ||
| Trekkie: | For porn! | ||
| Kate: | Trekkie! | ||
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for porn. | ||
| Kate: | Trekkie! | ||
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for porn. | ||
| Kate: | What are you doing!? | ||
| Trekkie: | Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn! | ||
| Kate: | Tre-e-ekkie! | ||
| Trekkie: | Oh, hello, Kate Monster. | ||
| Kate: | You are ruining my song! | ||
| Trekkie: | Oh, me sorry, me no mean to. | ||
| Kate: | Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? | ||
| Trekkie: | Okie Dokie | ||
| Kate: | Good. | ||
| Kate: | I'm glad we have this new technology, | ||
| Trekkie: | For porn. | ||
| Kate: | Which gives us untold opportunity. | ||
| Trekkie: | For por... oops, sorry. | ||
| Kate: | Right from you own desktop, | ||
| Trekkie: | For... | ||
| Kate: | You can research, browse and shop, Until you've had enough and your ready to stop. | ||
| Trekkie: | For porn! | ||
| Kate: | Trekkie! | ||
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for porn! | ||
| Kate: | No-o-o... | ||
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for porn! | ||
| Kate: | Trekkie! | ||
| Trekkie: | Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn! | ||
| Kate: | That's gross! You're a pervert. | ||
| Trekkie: | Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster. | ||
| Kate: | No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the Internet. | ||
| Trekkie: | Ohhhh? | ||
| Kate: | What?! | ||
| Trekkie: | You have no idea! Ready normal people? | ||
| Normal People: | Readу... Ready... Ready... | ||
| Trekkie: | Let me hear it! | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | The Internet is for porn! | ||
| Princeton: | Sorry, Kate. | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | The Internet is for porn! | ||
| Princeton: | I masturbate! | ||
| Trekkie: | All these guys unzip their flies | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | For porn, porn, porn! | ||
| Kate: | The Internet is not for porn! | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | Porn, porn, p... | ||
| Kate: | Hold on a second! Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online. | ||
| Rob: | That's correct. | ||
| Kate: | And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com. | ||
| Brian: | Sure! | ||
| Kate: | And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay. | ||
| Gary: | Yes I do! | ||
| Kate: | And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card. | ||
| Princeton: | True! | ||
| Trekkie: | Oh, but, Kate, what you think he do... after? Hmm? | ||
| Princeton: | Yeah. | ||
| Kate: | Eeewwww! | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | The Internet is for porn! | ||
| Kate: | Gross! | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | The Internet is for porn! | ||
| Kate: | I hate porn! | ||
| Trekkie: | Grab your dick and double click, | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | For porn, porn, porn! | ||
| Kate: | I hate you, men! | ||
| Trekkie and guys (harmonizing): | Porn, porn, porn, porn! | ||
| Kate: | I'm leaving! | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn! | ||
| Kate: | I hate the Internet! | ||
| Trekkie and guys: | Porn, porn, porn, porn! | ||
| Trekkie: | The Internet is for... | ||
| Trekkie and some: | The Internet is for... | ||
| Trekkie and all: | The Internet is for PORN! | ||
| Trekkie: | Yeah! | ||
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[править] Алсо
В одном из эпизодов сериала "Клиника" доктор Кокс произносит фразу, намекающую на сабж а именно: "Если из интернета убрать всё порно, там останется лишь сайт с названием "Верните порно!"
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